Stumble Upon. . .

If you are ever bored, visit this website: stumbleupon.com You tell it what things you are interested in and then it puts a "Stumble" button on your computer. You click it and it visits around to different, very cool websites that correspond with your interests. One of my interests was jokes. I came across a website that has funny things people said in courtrooms on it and I had to post some! If you haven't laughed today, here is your chance :)

~Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

~Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

~Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

~Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

~Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

~Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"
Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."
Lawyer: "It was covered?"
Witness: "Yes, bandaged."
Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"
Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."

~Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."

~Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"